So, I had my second review deletion recently. Apparently, when you try to be sarcastic in a review, it gets deleted. I believe it got deleted because it offered no constructive criticism, and it offered no tips on how to make the submission better. This is because the submission was the "Turd of the Week", and an act of the Superfriends couldn't've made it better. It was a ten second loop of three or four pictures set to loud, speaker-fuzzing techno music. Also, it was the "Turd Of The Week". Can we at least agree that it received this dubious honor by being the worst submission that managed to squeak through the screening process before dropping below the 2.0 mark? I wasn't abusive, foul-mouthed, inarticulate, or anywhere near as long-winded as I'm being here. Both the title and the body of the review were only one sentence. Now, I realize that the moderators have a job to do; but is it really delete-worthy to say "I wasn't expecting much, and you exceeded my expectations"? I don't mind being deleted if after a long night of drinking I post something that is pure spleen bile; but seriously, THAT got deleted?! I don't get it. I write a review saying the "Turd of the Week" sucks in some of the nicest possible language, and I'm the bad guy. Unbefuckinlievable.

You know what? Fine, I get it. If I don't have anything nice to say, I won't say anything at all. I'll keep from being a snarky bastard so the fragile minds that inhabit this site won't get damaged. Lord knows that if I ever start posting Flash content, I'm going to want constructive criticism, but I'm not going to care if someone reviews it and says "Dude, you suck at this.", or something to that effect. Hell, it doesn't really matter how bad it gets, because guess what? I can just ignore it. And if it gets really violent and malicious, then the moderators will delete the review and issue a warning to the reviewer; that is, if they can leave alone reviews that could be described, at best, as "catty and smarmy". Of course, my name's Mongo, so what the fuck do I know?