Total Medals Earned: 1,694 (From 313 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,880 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 4/21 (20/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/230 points)
Kill an enemy with an explosive barrel.
Slay 250 enemies.
Defeat the Queen Slime.
Kill a Dark Mage before he summons any Skeletons.
Find and tame all six pets.
Completely max out one upgrade.
3 Star all 3 Arenas.
Defeat every boss.
Collect every Star.
Defeat the final boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 10/12 (150/180 points)
Giant Cloud!
Ask 5 questions to the Magic Eyed Ball
Free the Leaves!
Catch an ultra small leaf!
Find it!
Catch it!
Fish it!
Burn it!
Free it!
Complete the game
controlled answer ;)
Repeat the memo 10 times
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Beat first 3 levels
Beat first 6 levels
Beat first 12 levels
Beat all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 4/16 (35/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage